新版序：他媽的巴西！ 沈友友 ....................................................1 新版序：縱浪大化里 朱靖江 ........................................................6 2007年版序：感謝上帝，他去過上帝之城 尹麗川 ...................9 2007年版序：巴西的楚門和中國的教授 子非魚 .......................11 I 里約，里約 假如巴西欺騙了俺 .............................................................................15 自行車、芒果和知了 .........................................................................21 巴西：煙民的地獄 ............................................................................23 中國商人和日本菜農 .........................................................................26 嘩啦啦啦啦啦啦下雨了 .....................................................................29 夜間三部曲 .........................................................................................32 學生運動領袖 .....................................................................................35 倒霉的新生 .........................................................................................38 擁吻的尷尬 .........................................................................................40 古城比利納波利斯 .............................................................................43 哥倫巴瀑布 .........................................................................................46 巴西高原上的嬉皮大本營 .................................................................48 里約，里約 .........................................................................................51 虛擬美女也狂歡 .................................................................................59 小小福斯卡 .........................................................................................62 狂歡節：巴西利亞套中人 ................................................................65 金榜題名時，雞蛋落滿身 .................................................................68 復活節彩蛋 .........................................................................................71 跳“扶火” ...........................................................................................74 Poço Azul：藍池瀑布 .......................................................................76 臀大為美 .............................................................................................79 瑪麗亞·卡索里娜 .............................................................................81 6月12日：巴西情人節 ...................................................................83 農民節與“鼓我雄牛”傳統 .............................................................85 都市怪獸圣保羅 .................................................................................87 百州節 .................................................................................................91 革命歷史博物農莊 .............................................................................94 薩爾瓦多 .............................................................................................96 巴拉奇海灘 .........................................................................................106 基督山上的中國游客 .........................................................................113 從來不存錢的巴西人 .........................................................................116 作為城鄉打工紐帶的巴西利亞地鐵 .................................................118 鈴聲飄飄天使到 .................................................................................121 II 我的巴西廚房 馬黛茶 .................................................................................................125 鱷梨 .....................................................................................................128 我的巴西廚房 .....................................................................................131 豆飯 .....................................................................................................134 “大豬頭”烤肉 ...................................................................................137 公斤飯 .................................................................................................140 我為西番蓮狂 .....................................................................................143 洽洽香之海外版 .................................................................................145 買活魚記 .............................................................................................147 瓜拉納 .................................................................................................149 美味果王阿薩伊 .................................................................................151 四川火鍋巴西大戰法國火鍋 .............................................................153 蔬菜蔬菜我愛你 .................................................................................156 街邊的肉串 .........................................................................................158 人民的芒果人民吃 .............................................................................160 III “別裝了，我們都知道你是巴西人” 馬爾庫斯和他的朋友們 .....................................................................165 我附近的兩家華人 .............................................................................169 古斯塔沃·達·里尼阿 .....................................................................172 我的學生們 .........................................................................................175 可愛的古巴老科學家 .........................................................................180 有女同室是獸醫 .................................................................................183 尤百圖的漢語夢 .................................................................................186 維諾尼卡的艱辛生活 .........................................................................189 特級川廚在巴西 .................................................................................192 樹教授和謊話節 .................................................................................195 “怪獸叔叔”教授 ...............................................................................198 與電腦盲共事 .....................................................................................201 我在巴西的“新疆學生” ...................................................................204 烏拉圭老頭重現江湖 .........................................................................207 別了，魯文和阿賽拉 .........................................................................209 “小問號”霍德里格 ...........................................................................211 “別裝了，我們都知道你是巴西人” .................................................213 手舞足蹈的黑哥們兒 .........................................................................215 我的室友“苦菜花” ...........................................................................217 “霍德羅·肖德羅” .............................................................................219 八指神徒 .............................................................................................221 熱心的“三點” ...................................................................................223 十三不靠譜 .........................................................................................225 “追女狂”保羅 ...................................................................................228 我的超強糾錯學生沈友友 .................................................................230 IV 深入黑窟“上帝之城” 罷工、兇殺和鄰國的動亂 .................................................................235 Made in China .....................................................................................238 絕望的周末 .........................................................................................241 喜劇性車禍 .........................................................................................244 遍地音樂解煩憂 .................................................................................247 迷惘夜車 .............................................................................................250 高原夜驚魂 .........................................................................................253 未婚媽媽知多少 .................................................................................256 騎車去機場 .........................................................................................259 “警察也是人，警察也罷工” .............................................................262 獅子和炸彈 .........................................................................................265 學生如貓，老師如鼠 .........................................................................267 巴西學生是怎樣學“好”漢語的 .....................................................270 作為成人禮的十五周歲派對 .............................................................272 酒鬼和火雞 .........................................................................................275 小小丫頭心思怪 .................................................................................277 巴西人都是活雷鋒 .............................................................................280 “殺人公路”遇險記 ...........................................................................283 漢語課驚現走火槍 .............................................................................286 課堂奇遇之茫然軍士篇 .....................................................................288 課堂奇遇之“一家樂”篇 .................................................................290 恐怖的昆蟲 .........................................................................................292 急死人不賠命 .....................................................................................294 莎翁名劇讓里約黑幫休戰 .................................................................296 生活在毒販陰影中的警察們 .............................................................298 里約犯人考大學 .................................................................................300 青木瓜之籽 .........................................................................................302 在黑社會保護下的桑巴舞校之行 .....................................................304 深入黑窟“上帝之城” .......................................................................307 電影工讀學校 .....................................................................................314 “胸罩”航空公司 ...............................................................................317 俺終于趕上罷工了！ .........................................................................320 不識巴西好人心 .................................................................................322 我與巴西自行車的淵源 .....................................................................324 與德里達無關 .....................................................................................326 與德里達有關 .....................................................................................328 魔鬼公寓 .............................................................................................330 蟑螂殺手的誕生 .................................................................................332 真命月老 .............................................................................................334 “中國人的耐心” .................................................................................337 好色阿婆何其多 .................................................................................339 請黑幫老師擦板 .................................................................................342 作為社會生活關鍵詞的faxineira .....................................................344 大富之家的平安夜 .............................................................................347 巴西國會討債記 .................................................................................350 以“發飆”之名 .................................................................................354 一場虛驚過海關 .................................................................................356 阿嚏……巴西…… .............................................................................359 V 關于伊巴奈瑪女孩的一切 巴西的書店：高價不勝寒 ................................................................363 老詩人的新鮮show ...........................................................................366 阿根廷人到底惹了誰？ .....................................................................369 屙椰子 .................................................................................................372 巴西詩歌不免費 .................................................................................374 關于伊巴奈瑪女孩的一切 .................................................................377 奧斯卡·尼邁耶從業70周年建筑作品回顧展 ...............................381 作為裝飾圖案的漢字 .........................................................................385 黑人武術卡普埃拉 .............................................................................388 J．博爾伊斯及其木版畫 ...................................................................390 卡洛斯·特魯蒙德和他著名的石頭 .................................................394 “政治不正確”導致豪華餐廳倒閉 ...................................................397 巴西利亞大學“黑旋風” ...................................................................400 無地農民運動與“紅色四月” ...........................................................403 越獄之都圣保羅 .................................................................................406 巴西：熱帶中國 ................................................................................408 日本移民巴西96周年 .......................................................................411 卡普埃拉的歷史 .................................................................................413 張大千和“八德園” ...........................................................................415 離婚：家庭的增殖 ............................................................................417 花里胡哨的選舉文化 .........................................................................420 “綁定愛情”巫術 ...............................................................................423 比爾是如何在巴西被殺死的 .............................................................425 巴西人眼中的葡萄牙人 .....................................................................428 作為文化部長的憤怒音樂家伊爾伯托·伊爾 .................................430 誰需要保羅·科埃略？ ....................................................................433 草木飾品知識分子 .............................................................................439 巴西流行文化教父加埃塔諾·維羅索 .............................................441 VI 重返巴西 塞拉隆彩梯 .........................................................................................447 別了，修安琪 .....................................................................................452 “釋放盧拉” .........................................................................................456 2007年版后記 ....................................................................................459 2012年版后記 ....................................................................................463 新版后記：去巴西待著吧 ................................................................467